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Adam Sandler Versus Robert Smith

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If you’ve ever seen The Wedding Singer, you know that Adam Sandler’s character’s passive-aggressive ode to his ex-fiancée, “Somebody Kill Me Please,” was largely influenced by The Cure. Just to refresh your memory, he warned Drew Barrymore’s character (by the way, aren’t they awesome together?) that “I was listening to The Cure a lot” before launching into… “I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true… But it all was bullsh**, it was a god**** joke, and when I think of you, Linda, I hope you f****** choke!”

Nicely done, Wedding Singer! I’ll be sure to hire you if I renew my vows.

So who would win in a crooning contest, or a fist fight, between Robert Smith and Adam Sandler? Let’s see what the two have going for them: Read more

My First Time: You're Doing It Wrong! (part one)

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In the last few days, when I've told people that I've never really listened to The Cure, I've been met with a mix of "blasphemy" and "you're not missing much." Aside from the few singles here and there or covers of Cure songs by other bands, my knowledge is pretty sparse. I've been googling the band, listening to music clips and watching the occasional YouTube video trying to figure out how to dive into this music pool. Then I decided, that I would start at the end.

Apparently I am doing it wrong. Any time someone has introduced me to a band, it's pretty much ritual that you start at the beginning of their music catalogue or somewhere near it and work your way to the latest release. I've just done that so many times, I feel like shaking it up a bit. Rebellious, I know! Read more

Artists Condensed: The Cure (part three)

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If there's one thing doing Artists Condensed has taught me, it's that an individual's love for the work of a particular band is, to borrow a phrase from previous Condensee Rufus Wainwright, an imaginary love. By tearing through an entire artist's catalog, I've come to discover time and again that I just don't like a number of artists as much as I thought I did. I try to imagine what kind of person actually enjoys even 75% of what a given artist produces, let alone the full 100%, and the only kind I can think of is the raging super-fan who literally doesn't listen to anyone but Band X or Artist Y. Sure, I can say that I like The Cure, just not nearly as much as I thought I did at the outset. Read more

Artists Condensed: The Cure (part two)

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The Cure is one of those bands that listeners try to encapsulate with a particular sound, but were never actually beholden to any one style. Some remember the gothic bookends, others the poppy middle years, still others have the band's handful of forlorn love songs stand in for their entire run. We all develop internal relationships with our favorite artists by applying their music to periods of our lives, but in the end that's really just a lot like snipping a particular individual out of a larger photograph and calling what remains the full picture. Given the constant rotation of members and frequent alterations of style, the full discography of The Cure ends up looking like a collage anyway. Snipping out your favorite part is easier because of this, but doing so dismisses the artfulness of the whole. Read more

Artists Condensed: The Cure (part one)

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Some bands are just plain inexplicable. Somehow, The Cure has remained popular for thirty solid years despite being unbelievably weird and off-putting. Their pop songs have kept them afloat in a sea of strange, abrasive and often experimental music. They have been claimed by any number of subcultures, from the goths to the post-punkers to the general cultists of all things 80's. The truth is that, like most acts that survive this long, The Cure isn't really any of these things. In fact, the band itself has only been one thing consistently, and that's the home of Robert Smith. I can't think of a single rock band that has gone through as many lineup changes as The Cure, not that it really makes much of a difference. All Cure albums stand on their own, even defying expectations within themselves. Read more

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