March 2010

Adam Sandler Versus Robert Smith

If you’ve ever seen The Wedding Singer, you know that Adam Sandler’s character’s passive-aggressive ode to his ex-fiancée, “Somebody Kill Me Please,” was largely influenced by The Cure. Just to refresh your memory, he warned Drew Barrymore’s character (by the way, aren’t they awesome together?) that “I was listening to The Cure a lot” before launching into… “I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true… But it all was bullsh**, it was a god**** joke, and when I think of you, Linda, I hope you f****** choke!”

Nicely done, Wedding Singer! I’ll be sure to hire you if I renew my vows.

So who would win in a crooning contest, or a fist fight, between Robert Smith and Adam Sandler? Let’s see what the two have going for them: